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Looking for sexy holiday gifts to stuff their stockings?

Sexy holiday stocking stuffers

Sexy holiday stocking stuffers

It’s that time of year. We’re scrambling around for the best deals on gifts and gadgets that are on everyone’s holiday list and trying not to get trampled during the sales. But once you’ve got something under the tree for everyone on your shopping roster, you still have those damn stockings hanging over the fireplace to fill.

And that’s where The Screaming O comes in. You don’t have much space, and you don’t have much time to get creative. So what to you buy for the girl who hates gift cards, the guy who doesn’t need another pair of socks, or your significant other who’s expecting something incredible?

Fortunately for you, sex is the gift that never stops giving, even when you’re not around, and The Screaming O makes it easy to give the gift of joy – with batteries included.

Guys – every mini vibe, love ring, and couples sexcessory is small enough to fit in your pocket (and her holiday stocking) and if you’re daring you can stuff more than just a few in there to show her you really mean business.

And ladies – if you’re best friend is the kind of chick who didn’t blush during Sex Ed, you can put together a special gift basket of the very best that The Screaming O has to offer so she has something new to open every day until New Year’s Eve.

If you, your partner, or your besties aren’t sure what might make the best stocking stuffer or sexy gift this year, here are a few suggestions coming from The Screaming O’s research and development team – no one better to ask romantic gift advice from than the people in charge of creating sexy things!

1. Looking for a way to spice up things this holiday season and an easy way to introduce toys into the bedroom?

Stuff their stocking with:
Screaming O Vibrating Ring - the award winning, top-selling revolutionary disposable sex aid is a couples-friendly design that enhances the ability for both partners to achieve incredible orgasms…together. Now that’s what we call a holiday marvel.

2. Looking for fun bedroom toys that will get you in the holiday mood?

Stuff their stocking with:
FingO GlowO Glow Bullet and Big O Glow – glowing super-powered vibrators with LED light. Save your holiday light competition for the bedroom this year and keep them screaming all night!

3. Looking for a way to add some cute fun in their stocking and in the sack?

Stuff their stocking with:
Bullet Buddies - Super-fun portable mini bullet in 5 cute shapes. Nestle into bed with visions of Bullet Buddies dancing in your head this holiday season!

4. Looking for a way to warm up your holiday nights without all the vibration?

Stuff their stocking with:
OJoy - Non-vibrating textured erection ring for less buzz and more rubbin’ fun. You’ll be singing O Joy to the World this season with this sexy present.

5. Looking to take it to the next level before ringing in the New Year?

Stuff their stocking with:
The BangO - Vertical vibrating pleasure ring w/ triple-weighted balls. Deck his balls with this swinging, banging pleasure-seeking gift.


Another year goes by and you’re still searching for the Best Black Friday Deals??

Okay, really people, didn’t you learn anything from last year? I’m very disappointed in you all wanting to, once again, get up at the butt crack early morning and embark on this Black Friday shopping ordeal once again.

In case you were one of the smart ones, here is what you missed at Target:

AND this:

Okay, okay, I get it. You’re poor. You’re cheap. You want to get away from your family the morning after Thanksgiving so battling Black Friday is the only peace you get… Either way, there are still better ways to get the most out of your holiday shopping this season.

And…here comes the online shopping rant. Why, why, why people must we continue to set our alarms for 3:00 in the morning the day after you stuffed your face full of turkey and other sleep-inducing Thanksgiving dishes. You were probably up until 2:00 with heartburn and yelling to your spouse about how terrible your family is, so who wants to get only a few hours of sleep?? Sleep in while your family is bitching downstairs over breakfast and then casually roll out of bed after everyone has decided to start their day. What if you can’t sleep while they’re downstairs arguing? Be adventurous, lock the door, and try out one of your new sex toys.  You’ll get in the family holiday spirit by feeling like a teenager all over again. Or, if you absolutely love to get up early in the morning, take a trip to the local Starbucks or coffee joint and sip your morning latte slow. Bring a book or your computer and hide away for hours. Here’s a great idea: bring your laptop to hide-out location and shop – stress free! online.

Here are some deals to get you started:

Sexy holiday gift basket
FREE red FingO Glow on Black Friday!

Funny black friday shopping versus online shopping

Unless you’re making a great documentary about Black Friday to post to YouTube, my advice is stay away from the crowds this year.


Top 5 Sexy Holiday Gifts on a Budget 2011

It’s time for the holidays and we all know what that means – trying to figure out what to get your woman without breaking the bank. She has high expectations and doesn’t want to be disappointed, so sometimes a little creativity comes into play. And you’d be surprised how much dough a little thought can save!

For Her:

1. Dinner for Two. (And You’re the Chef.) Nothing says, “I love you” more than a home-cooked meal that she doesn’t have to deal with – or clean up. Find out her favorite food (and if you don’t know it already, you should brush up on your girl skills) and use the trusted Internet to choose a recipe you can handle on your own. Just don’t forget to do the dishes.

2. Santa’s Sexy Stocking. She’ll gasp when she sees this package all wrapped up. Santa’s Sexy Stocking has all of the sexcessories you need to turn your bedroom into her ultimate fantasy. With yummy flavored lube, after-sex fresh wipes, and a collection of vibrating sex toys designed especially for her pleasure – including three award-winning Screaming O Vibrating Rings – this is the gift that keeps on giving even after the Christmas tree is gone.

3. Personal Assistant for a Day. A woman can multitask like no other but that doesn’t mean she can’t use a little help getting it all done. Be available from sunrise to sunset and be that extra pair of hands she wishes she was born with. Wash the dishes. Pick up the dry cleaning. Buy groceries. Put the toilet seat down. Do some errands, clean some messes, and free up some of her time to focus on the important tasks of the day so that when she comes home, all that’s left on her To-Do list is YOU.

4. Spa Day – at Home. Finding time for a day at the spa is hard enough, but when it costs an arm and a leg and takes a half hour to get there, relaxing doesn’t come easy. So why not turn your home – her sanctuary – into the ultimate spa? Make sure she has a soft bathrobe, slippers, seaweed masks, and salt scrubs to complete the experience – and get ready to be her personal masseuse. Light candles around the bathtub, play soft music in the bedroom, and set up different relaxation stations where she can lie back with cucumbers on her eyes and fresh polish on her nails without worrying about parking validation or traffic.

5. Santa’s Sexy Gift Box. This is the ultimate collection of sexy gifts, intimate toys, and personal products with enough variety to keep her excited to try something new each night! She love the flavored lubricant, after-sex fresh wipes, mints and even a booklet of sex position suggestions, but she’ll go nuts for the FingO fingertip vibrator, BigO Glow light-up cockring, three award-winning Screaming O Vibrating Rings that you can use together, and even a FREE bonus mini vibrator that you wear on your tongue. You’ll give a whole new meaning to the art of oral pleasure!


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