It’s that time of year. We’re scrambling around for the best deals on gifts and gadgets that are on everyone’s holiday list and trying not to get trampled during the sales. But once you’ve got something under the tree for everyone on your shopping roster, you still have those damn stockings hanging over the fireplace to fill.
And that’s where The Screaming O comes in. You don’t have much space, and you don’t have much time to get creative. So what to you buy for the girl who hates gift cards, the guy who doesn’t need another pair of socks, or your significant other who’s expecting something incredible?
Fortunately for you, sex is the gift that never stops giving, even when you’re not around, and The Screaming O makes it easy to give the gift of joy – with batteries included.
Guys – every mini vibe, love ring, and couples sexcessory is small enough to fit in your pocket (and her holiday stocking) and if you’re daring you can stuff more than just a few in there to show her you really mean business.
And ladies – if you’re best friend is the kind of chick who didn’t blush during Sex Ed, you can put together a special gift basket of the very best that The Screaming O has to offer so she has something new to open every day until New Year’s Eve.
If you, your partner, or your besties aren’t sure what might make the best stocking stuffer or sexy gift this year, here are a few suggestions coming from The Screaming O’s research and development team – no one better to ask romantic gift advice from than the people in charge of creating sexy things!
1. Looking for a way to spice up things this holiday season and an easy way to introduce toys into the bedroom?
Stuff their stocking with:
Screaming O Vibrating Ring – the award winning, top-selling revolutionary disposable sex aid is a couples-friendly design that enhances the ability for both partners to achieve incredible orgasms…together. Now that’s what we call a holiday marvel.
2. Looking for fun bedroom toys that will get you in the holiday mood?
Stuff their stocking with:
FingO Glow, O Glow Bullet and Big O Glow – glowing super-powered vibrators with LED light. Save your holiday light competition for the bedroom this year and keep them screaming all night!
3. Looking for a way to add some cute fun in their stocking and in the sack?
Stuff their stocking with:
Bullet Buddies – Super-fun portable mini bullet in 5 cute shapes. Nestle into bed with visions of Bullet Buddies dancing in your head this holiday season!
4. Looking for a way to warm up your holiday nights without all the vibration?
Stuff their stocking with:
OJoy – Non-vibrating textured erection ring for less buzz and more rubbin’ fun. You’ll be singing O Joy to the World this season with this sexy present.
5. Looking to take it to the next level before ringing in the New Year?
Stuff their stocking with:
The BangO – Vertical vibrating pleasure ring w/ triple-weighted balls. Deck his balls with this swinging, banging pleasure-seeking gift.
Christmas is right around the corner, and you-of course-are still shopping. I understand because I have been the biggest procrastinator of them all this year. And now, before I even realized it, the last weekend for Christmas present shopping is here. So let’s start talking presents! The first topic I want to bring up is stocking stuffers.
Are you feeling not so great about the presents you’ve bought so far? If so, it’s time to bulk up on your stocking stuffers.
Just in case you’re still learning, here are some BAD ideas for stocking stuffers:
For women: any little gag gifts that you guys think are funny (pooping santa, etc.), socks, chocolate (c’mon, we’re on a diet here), sexy santa lingerie (if you want to make it sexy, see below instead of making us dress up like slutty santa)
For men: socks, underwear, coal, whoopie cushion, snowman poop, santa novelties, socks, socks…
This year, if you’re in a relationship of any kind, keep the stocking stuffers sexy. This is the perfect opportunity to show him or her, in a non-threatening way that you want to spice things up in the bedroom.The Screaming O has the highest quality and best selection of small novelty gift stocking stuffers that are designed for couples.
For her stocking:
Woo-hoo – Turn your body into an amusement park and get ready for the ride of your lives with the WooHoo, the vibrating erection ring that turns the bedroom into a carnal carnival. Specially designed festival of tickling textures leave couples mutually satisfied, marveling and moaning for more with two separate removable motors cater to his and her unique stimulation needs! A top clitoral bullet buzzes her sweet spot, a bottom baller bullet stimulates, while a taint & testes tingler gives the boys an extra boost. Vibro-transferring nubbies work her clit while two different surface textures – one for taint tingles and another for testicle tickles – pay him extra-special attention. Easy on/off switches make it easy to customize the sex-perience, giving couples full control and maximum gratification.
O Glow Bullets – Bring your own mood lighting to any sexual encounter with The Screaming O “O Glow” Bullets. The colorful collection of mini vibrators light up so you can bask in the before- and after- glow, anywhere you go! Available in color-matched lights, you can choose romantic blue, red-hot red, passionate purple or frisky pink. The O Glow Bullet can take mood lighting to a level that old fashion candle-light couldn’t; by adding a colored light, super powered vibration and they’re waterproof so they can go in the tub. They come with replaceable batteries in a compact, on-the-go package that is easy to travel with and simple to stow away.
Bullet Buddies – cute little animal vibrators, perfect to peek out of the top of the stocking.
For his stocking:
LingO – Girls, get what you want out of him this holiday season with this tongue vibrator. The Screaming ® O Ling-O™ brings extra excitement to any bedroom by adding a vibrating tongue twist to oral action for him or her. The Ling O vibrating tongue ring is designed to fit any size or shape the tongue and stays in place with under tongue snug knobs, a ridged band and flat surface to keep the tongue from curling . Fit the ring below at the base of the tongue, with bullet at the top of the tongue.
Propell-O – the latest breakthrough in the carnal carnival that gives him a boner boost while taking her on the wildest ride her sex life! This dual-stimulation cockring has all the goods of the OYeah! but with a second vertical bullet underneath perfectly place for her perineum. This unique design offers her one-of-a-kind clitoral, taint and backdoor tingling while giving him the erection-strengthening power he needs from the super-stretchy cockring. Put on your seatbelts, turn on your engines and get ready for the flight of your life – it’ll leave your heads spinning with pleasure!
Tis the Season! The OJoy – a nonvibrating erection ring that lets couples re-experience the joy of texture with rubby nubbies, pleasure dots and an ergonomic digit divot for an amusement park full of self-powered stimulation! Enjoy full-frontal fornication and erection enhancement without the vibration that can feel too intense for some, and use the groovy digit divot to control clitoral contact with just one touch! Whether it’s way too loud or too much tingle, vibration isn’t the only way to get off when you’re getting it on.
So, Cyber Monday is well under way. Hope you all took my advice and are participating in this year’s cyber event instead of this year’s stampede.
Even if you were one of the stampeders, you can continue to find good deals during Cyber Monday!
Don’t forget my friends at The Screaming O, who have the perfect sexy stocking stuffers.
The “cool-off” period is inevitable for every relationship. This is the period of time in a relationship when the sex and/or intimacy, well, cools off. This cool-off period is universal, but the meaning of the cool-off period is unique to every relationship. The classic example of a cool-off period is the decline of sex. At first it was hot: everywhere, every time…which develops into only in bed, sometimes, only when we’re not too tired. However, every couple is different. Maybe you’re still going strong with sex, but your intimacy has disappeared. ie, kissing only leads to sex. Or, maybe both of these areas are still going strong, but your spontaneity has made way into a routine.
If you have found yourself in one of these cool-off periods, or any other form, there is good news! The holiday season is the perfect chance to put the jingle back into your relationship.
Create some alone time
The first rule is that no matter what your plans are for the holiday season, make sure to set aside some private time for jsut the two of you. Don’t forget the stress of the holiday season-present shopping, families, etc-will zap your intimacy and create its own cool-off period if you’re not careful to do this. This is especially important for opening sexy gifts.
Whether you use stockings or not, the point of this tip is to maximize the small gift opportunity. I’m not talking about the small boxes filled with jewelry…opt for the inexpensive, sexy gifts to spice up your holiday gift-giving. Throw in some sexy panties, lube, or my personal favorite…small, disposable sex toys designed for couples. If you’ve never used a toy with your partner before, now is the time to try it and see how fast your relationship will bounce back from its cool-off period. If you’re expecting a lot of holiday stress in the upcoming months, why not open some early-bird stocking stuffers and conquer that cool-off period before it begins. You’ll be amazed how much smoother your holiday season will go when you’re both…well, satisfied.
Get in the holiday spirit
Use the holidays to remember what you’re thankful for, yes I am talking about the real Charlie Brown holiday spirit. This year, take the focus off presents for you and your partner. Instead of stressing about what large gifts to buy eachother, pick up many fun, little gifts. Especially ones that will spice up your relationship, as mentioned above. Open these up so you won’t miss out on unwrapping holiday presents. Then spend the rest of the money on a trip or an event for just you two. Some good, quality bonding time. And, don’t forget the cards. Don’t just buy one card, buy many for your lover. Force yourself to write, yes, a real message and exhange them once a week.
Don’t forget the mistletoe
Kissing is a great way to ignite the fire back into your cool-off period. Try hanging mistletoe around the house, or pull out a surprise mistletoe and start a new routine of kissing. First thing in the morning, before you leave the house, immediately when you see your lover (kiss before you even greet eachother) and before you go to bed. Just watch how long it takes for the cool-off period to turn around.
Whether you’re planning on participating in Black Friday or Cyber Monday, it’s about time to start making your holiday gift lists. Finding the perfect present for that special someone in your life leads to a lot of uneccessary holiday stress. Say you’re in a relationship….what is the gift giving etiquette for 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, or what about if you just had “the talk” last week? Or even worse for holiday gift giving stress…what if your Facebook status reads: “It’s complicated”.
Some tips to keep in mind for holiday gift shopping:
If you’re the girl:
Don’t overthink your relationship. Also, try not to think about what he might be getting you. Stop rummaging through the closet to find the presents he already bought you in order to decide what present to get him. Chances are, unless it’s December 24, he probably hasn’t bought you anything yet. Just follow a few simple rules of relationship gift giving and decide that you’re not going to compare your gift to his.
If you’re the guy:
Number one rule this year: no more last minute gift ideas. With a little help, you can plan well in advance and not spend hours walking around in cirlces in the mall, fighting your way through the last minute crowds. The key is to think about it early, and order online if at all possible. This way, you can save yourself a dreaded trip to the mall during the holiday rush.
Relationship gift giving rules:
It’s complicated: This is a tricky one because it depends on why it’s complicated. Here are a few categories: very new relationship, casually dating, not exclusive, separated, working things out, broken up but still talking, on-again-off-again, caught cheating but not yet broken up….the list is, of course, endless.
Rules: If you’re pissed off, then the perfect holiday gift idea would be the proverbial lump of coal. Otherwise, you can never go wrong with playful, fun gifts. The best idea is a fun, sexy gift, such as a non-threatening sex toy or massage oil. Just remember to keep it light.
Early relationship: This time period is right after you’ve had “the talk”, and you both understand you are exclusive until about 6 months or so. Of course, the timeline for every couple is different. Basically, if you’re regularly dating, there is romance, and you are seen in public as “a couple”.
Rules: Romantic gifts are the key here. Nothing too committment-oriented. No rings or jewelry that symbolizes forever. Jewelry is definetely ok, but stick with necklaces, earrings, etc. Gift ideas for guys – clothes are ok now. However, not too expensive and not too personal (no boxers and socks). Here is another route – rather than the typical piece of jewelry or shirt, find the perfect present by tapping into something that shows you know who they are. Remember something he or she said one time about their favorite hobby, author, tv series, or music. And last, but not least, romantic and sexy gifts are also ok, but more as an add-on, stocking stuffer, or special Christmas eve surprise present.
Committed, stable relationship: This category is basically everything else. You have been a couple for a long time, you are engaged or married.
Rules: Everything goes for this category. You can throw in some pratical gifts – kitchenware for her, socks and boxers for him (hint, hint). However, this is the perfect time to spark up the romance. Give him or her a gift that symbolizes your committment. Gifts like jewelry for girls, watches for guys – the longer together, the more you should spend. And as with any stage of the relationship, don’t forget to spice up the bedroom with sexy present add-ons or stocking stuffers. And longer you’ve been in a relationship, the kinkier you can go. ;)