Put a little buzz in your stocking stuffers
Christmas is right around the corner, and you-of course-are still shopping. I understand because I have been the biggest procrastinator of them all this year. And now, before I even realized it, the last weekend for Christmas present shopping is here. So let’s start talking presents! The first topic I want to bring up is stocking stuffers.
Are you feeling not so great about the presents you’ve bought so far? If so, it’s time to bulk up on your stocking stuffers.
Just in case you’re still learning, here are some BAD ideas for stocking stuffers:
For women: any little gag gifts that you guys think are funny (pooping santa, etc.), socks, chocolate (c’mon, we’re on a diet here), sexy santa lingerie (if you want to make it sexy, see below instead of making us dress up like slutty santa)
For men: socks, underwear, coal, whoopie cushion, snowman poop, santa novelties, socks, socks…
This year, if you’re in a relationship of any kind, keep the stocking stuffers sexy. This is the perfect opportunity to show him or her, in a non-threatening way that you want to spice things up in the bedroom.The Screaming O has the highest quality and best selection of small novelty gift stocking stuffers that are designed for couples.
For her stocking:
Woo-hoo – Turn your body into an amusement park and get ready for the ride of your lives with the WooHoo, the vibrating erection ring that turns the bedroom into a carnal carnival. Specially designed festival of tickling textures leave couples mutually satisfied, marveling and moaning for more with two separate removable motors cater to his and her unique stimulation needs! A top clitoral bullet buzzes her sweet spot, a bottom baller bullet stimulates, while a taint & testes tingler gives the boys an extra boost. Vibro-transferring nubbies work her clit while two different surface textures – one for taint tingles and another for testicle tickles – pay him extra-special attention. Easy on/off switches make it easy to customize the sex-perience, giving couples full control and maximum gratification.
O Glow Bullets – Bring your own mood lighting to any sexual encounter with The Screaming O “O Glow” Bullets. The colorful collection of mini vibrators light up so you can bask in the before- and after- glow, anywhere you go! Available in color-matched lights, you can choose romantic blue, red-hot red, passionate purple or frisky pink. The O Glow Bullet can take mood lighting to a level that old fashion candle-light couldn’t; by adding a colored light, super powered vibration and they’re waterproof so they can go in the tub. They come with replaceable batteries in a compact, on-the-go package that is easy to travel with and simple to stow away.
Bullet Buddies – cute little animal vibrators, perfect to peek out of the top of the stocking.
For his stocking:
LingO – Girls, get what you want out of him this holiday season with this tongue vibrator. The Screaming ® O Ling-O™ brings extra excitement to any bedroom by adding a vibrating tongue twist to oral action for him or her. The Ling O vibrating tongue ring is designed to fit any size or shape the tongue and stays in place with under tongue snug knobs, a ridged band and flat surface to keep the tongue from curling . Fit the ring below at the base of the tongue, with bullet at the top of the tongue.
Propell-O – the latest breakthrough in the carnal carnival that gives him a boner boost while taking her on the wildest ride her sex life! This dual-stimulation cockring has all the goods of the OYeah! but with a second vertical bullet underneath perfectly place for her perineum. This unique design offers her one-of-a-kind clitoral, taint and backdoor tingling while giving him the erection-strengthening power he needs from the super-stretchy cockring. Put on your seatbelts, turn on your engines and get ready for the flight of your life – it’ll leave your heads spinning with pleasure!
Tis the Season! The OJoy – a nonvibrating erection ring that lets couples re-experience the joy of texture with rubby nubbies, pleasure dots and an ergonomic digit divot for an amusement park full of self-powered stimulation! Enjoy full-frontal fornication and erection enhancement without the vibration that can feel too intense for some, and use the groovy digit divot to control clitoral contact with just one touch! Whether it’s way too loud or too much tingle, vibration isn’t the only way to get off when you’re getting it on.
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